Happy, Texas (1999) 3 prisoners escape. 2 end up in Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple expected there to help with the small girls beauty pageant. As the 2 are paid $1000, they decide to stay until the heat is gone. "Give me the meanest steak you got! Rare, and I mean rare! Just de-horn it, wipe its butt and send it in." Co-written and directed by Mark Illsley this has to be one of the quirkiest comedies the 90's had to offer. With a sharp script that's full of well timed offb