The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism.

The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism.

The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism.

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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism.

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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism.

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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism

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