Oliver skewered Chuck Schumer for his long fixation on an imaginary Long Island couple, Joe and Eileen Bailey, before presenting a skit of the "real" Baileys.

President Donald Trump said he is considering deploying the U.S. military to other American cities, including Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles.

"And you'd have 60 people laying on a road dying. I said, 'That's cold. That's cold!' But it's a violent war. Five to seven thousand people a week are dying." ...