Elon Musk’s team of Stasi programmers at DOGE are feeding highly sensitive data from the Department of Education through artificial intelligence tools, according to an extremely predictable, yet still shocking, report from the Washington Post. The plan, according to the Post, is for DOGE to do the same thing at every federal agency.

AI Appetite While making a show of feeding one agency into the woodchipper, Elon Musk's lackeys have secretly been feeding another's sensitive data into AI software, The Washington Post reports. Representatives at the so-called Department of Government Efficiency — some of whom are literal teenagers — have used the technology to investigate the Education Department's programs and spending,