You've been typing the wrong commands for years. Linux moved on, and nobody bothered to tell you.
Oh, cut that out! Quieten down! Command sentences give instructions and tell someone to do something. They use imperative or bossy verbs, like 'jog on the spot'. If you put a bossy verb at the ...
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