Desktop Goose is a “downloadable goose-sperience for Windows” that is available on Itch.io and all it does is conjure up a cute little goose that lives on your computer but it definitely won’t behave.

Unless you’ve been hiding under a gaming rock for the last few months (possibly playing The Witcher 3) then you’ll have undoubtedly heard, seen, or even played ‘Untitled Goose Game’. For those of you ...