Stan: Oh hey, Cartman. How are you feeling? Cartman: Hey, guys. I just had the weirdest dream last night. Kyle: Really? What about? Cartman: Well, I dreamt that I was a poor Vietnamese girl, and then ...

Cartman: Yes, I’m afraid this isn’t your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef’s. (Chef looks surprised at what Cartman says.) Cartman: It’s delicious, Chef. I hadn’t planned on that What I did plan ...

Eric Cartman (Trey Parker) is one of South Park's most iconic characters and one of the series' four main characters. He lives with his single mother, Liane (April Stewart). Cartman is antisemitic, ...